- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

GONNA

fridge

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??