- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

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Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Neither did she.

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