- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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