yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

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There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

I want seaman but sex with interracial men body builders. Please call me - 843-813-2788

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

My name is me I like fired chicken!

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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