why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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