- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

What fires shots? A gun

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

What are annoying? Ads.

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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