Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

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i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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What are blacks scared of? The kkk

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GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

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if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

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What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

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Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

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What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

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Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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Why are trees green? I have no idea

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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Corn Muffins

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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Ebola

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what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

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Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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