- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

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