Knock Knock Who's There? Betty Betty Who Betty Sue Never heard of ya I'm here from the management. You have a present. I don't care, we don't take kindly to you city folks. But Sir, If you don't take this I will have to ask you to leave. Well what is it. It's your bill. Knock knock Who's there? Cowabunga! Cowabunga Who? Moo Moo alalalalalal woohoo i'm so high

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What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

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Why did the father smash his sons head into the dentist's building? Because he had a locker in his mouth. Also, equestrian.

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Not from my wife if that is what you think, but its best people dont know who she is, because you know... A guy that gets many ladies = A playa. A girl that lets his guy do that, well, my wife feels safe about her husband (I am dead honest), but I cant expect people to suddenly go "oh yeah, his wife is totally cool and secure about it all, rather than an insecure idiot that allows him to sleep around like the dog he is) Strictly spoken, I am no dog, women say all men are pigs, but no woman settles for a boy, so that makes me a pig.

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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Knock knock *open*

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What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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i dont care if you rate me or not

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What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

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A British man walks into a dentist's office.

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What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

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Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

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A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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