- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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