Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

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What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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William wright is Gay

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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Yo mums so fat she went on a diet.

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How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

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There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

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A blonde boards a plane and sits in first class. Another passenger sees the blonde in his seat and tells her she's in the wrong seat. "I'm not moving!" says the blonde. The passenger calls over the flight attendant. "Ma'am, you're supposed to be seated in economy class," says the flight attendant. "Please come with me." "No! I'm not moving!" The flight attendant informs the pilot. The pilot comes out, whispers in the blonde's ear, and then the two have wild sex, right in the open. Oh my God, you should have been there. She had the most incredible rack ever!!!

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people and regularly attend a synagogue and pizza is and italian food that many people find to be enjoyable to eat

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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