We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Sex vagina. lol.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

What's your guys names?

Anti Joke

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