- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

whats the capital of congo famine

You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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