Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

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What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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A bar walks into a man

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Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

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hola said the chinese man

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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womens rights.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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