In an apartment complex, a black family lived on the first floor, a mexican family lived on the second floor, and a white family lived on the third floor. Suddenly, at about noon on tuseday, a giant tornado came through town and took out the entire complex, destroying everything. Why did only the white familey survive the catastophy? Because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

thumb_up thumb_down -22

How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

thumb_up thumb_down -22

We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Oh, go away

thumb_up thumb_down -22

I love alchohol!

thumb_up thumb_down -24

what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

thumb_up thumb_down -24

How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops