- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

A women left the kitchen.

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

A mormon walks into a bar.

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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