What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

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Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

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What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

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what do you call a black man in the dark? missing.

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How many Jews can you fit inside a car? Legally somewhere between 2 and 9 depending on seat belt availability and passenger space.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dad was a serious alcoholic who refused to go to rehab. Being an alcoholic constantly led to him beating the boy and his mother. Eventually, the boy couldn't handle this anymore, and he committed suicide. Realizing what he had done, the father also committed suicide. The mother is now locked away in a mental hospital, for she couldn't hold grasp of the deaths of her husband, and her son.

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Why do dyslexic people stink at typing? c k j a h s d i u p q h g n z v m n k b e r t y o f This is why...

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Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

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A man in an airport asked me if i wanted my bag to be carry-on. So i said yes.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

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What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

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One night, a heartbroken magician named Jeff went to a bar. Jeff met a nice girl, and they talked and laughed together for hours. After a while, Jeff asked her, "do you want to see a magic trick?" She ate his wiener.

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Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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