He walked in a bar

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

human centipede

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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