- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

call me maybe.

What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

Do you know what color comes after 9?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

I'm Andrew Schmitt

Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

batman farted so hes retarded

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

A man goes to the potty.

How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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