- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

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All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

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