Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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