- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

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knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

speak now or forever hold your pee

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