what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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