Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

What's your blood type? Red.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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