How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

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What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

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how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

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What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

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Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

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What s the difference between a pigeon ?

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

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A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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