What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

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The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

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Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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just in time?

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Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

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What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

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Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

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What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

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Knock knock Shut up

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My penis is big... not.

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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