- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

Dyslexia ruels!

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

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