what is very tall and red a very tall red building

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

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Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

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- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

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So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

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Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

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Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

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How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

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How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

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A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

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Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

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What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

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What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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So there's a man named Moses. He prays to God for a donkey to transport him from Bethlahem to Jerusalem. God granted his wish. God said" To make the donkey go, you must say Hallelujah. To make it stop you say Go". Moses rode off happily. Suddenly the donkey went off trail and was headed towards a steep cliff. Moses kept saying stop, stop, stop. He remembered what God had said, and had said Go. They stopped one inch before falling down. Moses thanked the lord and said " Thank You Jesus, Hallelujah." And down they went.

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Why did the girl buy the watermelon? To eat it.

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whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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