- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

What hurts like hell? HELL

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

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