The latter three thousand pages of this website.

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That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

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hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

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Obama being reelected.

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Sex with people under twelve years/MONTHS? You think I am a pervert or something? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: DAMN STRAIGHT I AM! People use to tell me they know I am good on the inside... Joke is on them, I I fool them all by being slightly kind on the outside!

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why was young Ferdinand sad? He had a very rough day. In the morning he woke up. To find a man in his room, and then the man raped him. Then, Ferdinand found out that his whole family was killed by an angry rat. Then, he realized his grandma took away all his Christmas presents and ate them. Then, the angry rat showed up and brutally murdered Ferdinand and ate him. The rat then burped up Ferdinand and his family's bones, and on Ferdinand's bone there was something wrong, indicating that Ferdinand had cancer and would've died the next day anyway. The rat then got cancer from Ferdinand, and it died. That is why Ferdinand was sad.

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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Peas

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Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

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What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

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a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

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What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

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Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

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what goes boo a sock

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What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

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Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

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Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

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Kefka > Sephiroth

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Republicans

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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