- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

Obama

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

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