Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

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What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

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What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

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Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

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What happened to your hamster? It died.

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Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

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Nickelback

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

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Rebecca Black

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

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What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

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What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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