What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

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What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

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Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

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A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

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Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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The global news

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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http://www.google.com/webhp?doodle=6201726X-hA7spmZ-pmZnpnn__-ynJTMzfAAADUAAAcaZmb9sN8GZmGIzMz9UzM3OmZm2n7__6430pmZuSZmZm___y1yGQYhiElhkGQZBkGYZBiGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGITCGQZBkE4hkGQZRkGIUSGIYhkEEhkGUXiGIXkGIXkGIXkGQXiGQXkGQXiGIZhiGIRiGEZhmE5hhGUViGQYRklohkFohkFpBiFpBkFpBkGQYhmEEhmGQYhJIYhlFkhkGQZFg&hl=en&nord=1 For alien signals

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Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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