- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

fish fishy caoimhin

I forgot what i was gonna say

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

What's 9+ 10?! 19

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Abortion.

my wife out of the kitchen

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