If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Christianity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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