- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

fish fishy caoimhin

I forgot what i was gonna say

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

What's 9+ 10?! 19

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

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