What's black, then white, then dead all over? Michael Jackson

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Your adopted.....

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

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What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

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Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

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One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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