- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

HOLY SHIT!!!!

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

knock knock who's there? hope

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

A guy walks into a restaurant. "What would you like?" says the waiter. "A glass of orange juice," replies the man.

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