- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

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