What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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What made the lady dance? Bandz!

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Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

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What's the difference between a duck?

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

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Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

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1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

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What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

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What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Title IX

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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