why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

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So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

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THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

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How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

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What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

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Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

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roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

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There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

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vote this down and i will DOX you

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CFL

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What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

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