- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Flowers are colors Love me

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

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Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

Kys

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Weed.

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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