- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Black people are the scum of the earth

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

i am writing this because i felt like it.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

Want to hear a Joke? No.

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