What's a joke? Funny

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Why do I hate food? I don't.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

why do mexicans get made fun of

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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