List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

ask me if im a door yes

Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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