A: why do elephants paint their toenails red? B: why? A: so they can hide in cherry trees B: I don't get it A: have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? B: no... A: exactly

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What did one penguin say to the other? Flippty-flop-dop-boop-de-bop. Jazzhands.

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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A.act like u see a banner and say hey do you see that banner over there? B.no what are u talking about A.oh well there's a banner over there

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

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What is long and black? The line at KFC

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Some people devote their life to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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doctor: hey u ready to get home person: yea doctor: that sucks cause u have cancer

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

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How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

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Justin Bieber hits puberty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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