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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

They see me trollin' They hatin'...

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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