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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

My three children are three big mistakes.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

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