- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

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