- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

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Logan's gay

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

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