- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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