- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your family have been involved in a fatal accident and we need you to come and identify the bodies.

There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

Wats rong with yo leg.....

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