I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

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What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

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Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

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What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

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what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

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Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

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What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

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Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

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A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

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What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

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What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

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Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

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Knock Knock. Go Away!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

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Anthony sucks

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why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

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A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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