A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance cocvered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being deined coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be covered." The man snaps his fingers and says "Damn! I should've voted Democrat!"

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A man walks into a bar gets hurt and falls over

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

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why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

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Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

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What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

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Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

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What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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What can fly? Lots of things

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What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

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a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

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What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

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There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

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