- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Steve Jobs is alive.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

Hey how is your wife and my kids

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

whats one plus one penis

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

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