- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

Knock Knock The doors already open

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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