There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

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Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

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Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

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why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

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It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

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Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

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What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

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What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

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whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

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I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

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What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

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Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

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whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

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whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

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Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

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How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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