What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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An Artic Storm.

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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In an apartment complex, a black family lived on the first floor, a mexican family lived on the second floor, and a white family lived on the third floor. Suddenly, at about noon on tuseday, a giant tornado came through town and took out the entire complex, destroying everything. Why did only the white familey survive the catastophy? Because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.

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How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

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how did the man die he didnt

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? Because the Joker was raping Robin too hard!

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Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain" I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN" Ohh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea "Spongebob squarepants" Absorbant and yellow and porous is he "Spongebob Squarepants" If nautical nonsense be something you wish "Spongebob Squarepants" Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish "Spongebob Squarepants" READY Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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