What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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^ That's not even funny ^

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

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What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

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Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

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Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

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Nothing. He made it home safely.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

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What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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