Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

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Life

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

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No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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