- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

Haha, I get it..

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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