hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

WOw you have no life

roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

can you touch your toes? no

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

A Russian who dosen't like vodka

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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