why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" the Eggman and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

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There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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your life

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

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What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

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Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

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What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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