- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

whats black and strange a paki

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

shammmm is a lesbian.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

rosie o'donald goes on a diet

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

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