- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

its funny cuz i laughed!

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

Gus's mom

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

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