- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

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