why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

What comes after 69? mouthwash

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

Your girlfriend.

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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