Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

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What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

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An American and Russian are arguing about their country. The American says "I can do things you can't. I can walk into the White House and into the Oval Office. I can bang my hands on my President's desk and say "Mr. Obama, I don't like the way you're running your country." The Russian says, "I can do that." The American says, "No, you can't." The Russian says, "Sure I can. I can go to Vladimir Putin's office and say "Mr. President, I don't like the way Mr. Obama's running his country."

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

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A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

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why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

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Needless to say,

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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