Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

What happen when a plane crash? Everyone on it died...

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Don't believe in Atheists.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

An Aisian failed a test

what looks like a banana? a penis

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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